airport full body scans

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 12-Jan-2013 15:47:28

FULL BODY SCANS AT THE AIRPORT:

The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results
October 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3


It was also discovered that........
535 members of Congress had no balls.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Post 2 by Smiling Sunshine (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 12-Jan-2013 16:14:34

LMAO

Post 3 by forereel (Just posting.) on Sunday, 13-Jan-2013 13:00:21

Lol.

Post 4 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 19-Jan-2013 0:02:40

Haha!